Adam Millard is the author of thirteen novels, five novellas, and more than a hundred short stories. When he's not writing, or reading, or feeding chickens, or changing nappies, or watching Deal or No Deal, or changing nappies, or feeding rabbits, or feeding cats, or changing nappies, Adam likes nothing more than to turn up at events and sign books for people, even if they don't want them. That guy you hear at night, yelling at the top of his voice, "Buy my books! Buy my books!", well that's not Adam, but Adam knows that guy, and he's annoying, ain't he? If you would like Adam to provide you, your school, or local library with entertainment (not Gangnam Style again, pleeeeaaase!) then get in touch using the contact page and we'll get back to you. If you are a teacher or run a library, then good on you. It's a very noble profession.